Tue, Oct 23, 2018

Cum laude is not allowed!

It seems some dippy grocery store bakers in the States have got their knickers in a twist because od a cum cake. Now, it was not a cake with a massive cock on it spouting thick jizz like the cake below.

No it was for a graduation! As in “cum laude”…

Read on about these flour covered sperm haters in white hats. It seems like someone at the bakery has never graduated!

Semen Simon

 


 

US student’s ‘Summa Cum Laude’ Graduation Cake Censored

By BBC News

 

Anyone who has graduated from high school or university should be due a decent celebration.

But Jacob Koscinski, a US high school student, ended up somewhat disappointed.

The South Carolina student’s mother had asked a local grocery store to print the term “Summa Cum Laude” (with the highest distinction) on her son’s cake.

The store censored the term “cum” deeming it offensive and put three hyphens in its place.

Mr Koscinski graduated with a high 4.79 grade-point average from a home-school programme in Charleston, South Carolina.

His mother, Cara Koscinski, ordered the cake and its Latin message online, set for her son’s graduation party with family members on Saturday.

In a Facebook post, Mrs Koscinski said 18-year-old Jacob was “humiliated” by the cake’s message and she had to explain the meaning of the “cum” term to her confused family members.

She had not been able to pick up the cake herself and didn’t see her message had been censored until presenting the cake to her son.

Mrs Koscinski told the BBC that she was “shocked at first by the cake mistake, but now we’re now laughing about it”.

She shared a screenshot of the Publix grocery store’s website with the BBC, showing the term “cum” listed as a “profanity”.