Thu, Jan 17, 2019

Hello all,

It seems some people just can’t keep their semen to themselves!

Mr Fuckyou, I mean, Mr Fukuda, has been busted as a serial sperm blaster, ejaculating on unwilling young female victims on Japanese public transport…

Not a good idea! Cue prison doors slamming and a rather embarrassing expose on international media.

Semen Simon

 


Mystery train ejaculator who sprayed semen on 100 women is caught at last

By Rob Waugh

Detectives have solved the mystery of a phantom ejaculator on a crowded train route who is thought to have sprayed more than