Tue, Oct 23, 2018

Nice signature!

I’m sure we’ve all wanted to draw a penis on government forms.

All that red tape, all that annoyance, don’t you just want to draw a hairy cock and balls and hand it in? Well one guy did and took on the establishment to get ohaklic autographs legally recognised!

Semen Simon

 


 

Man Who Used Penis Signature On Driving Licence Loses Five-year Battle To Get It Recognised

 

When he first penned the dirty drawing, Jared admitted he thought it would go through okay and that he could just change it the next year

By Jessica Haworth

 

A man who changed his signature to a drawing of a penis “for a laugh” has lost a five-year battle with Australian authorities for it to be recognised.

Jared Hyams scrawled the eyebrow-raising moniker at the bottom of a form for the Australian Electoral Commission as a joke.

Slipped through. His proof of age card was approved with the drawing on it (Photo: Sydney Morning Herald)

 

But he had no idea it would land him in a five-year legal battle with various authorities to accept it as a signature.

He said: “I thought it would be a laugh; they would approve it and next year I would sign something different.

 

Scribble: Jared Hyams’ Deakin University student card (Photo: Sydney Morning Herald)

 

“But when I did this signature all of a sudden the shit hit the fan. I was receiving letters and phone calls telling me I couldn’t have it. I thought, that’s interesting, why not?”

So the 33-year-old Melbourne man did what anyone would do – he signed up to study for a law degree, determined to take on the Australian government.

 

Hilarious: He used the signature as a joke (Photo: Sydney Morning Herald)

 

He ‘adopted’ the phallic symbol as his own signature and used it to successfully applied for an licence to drive in Victoria, a government proof of