Mon, Oct 22, 2018

Alcohol and sperm don’t mix,

well, unless it is a really nasty cumslut chugging from a beer bong and a cum bong. No one minds a girl guzzling a tonne of that!

But wait! What about the affect on alcohol on your sperm guys?

We all know alcohol has a detrimental affect on your dong, which collapses and capsizes in a drunken stupor. But when it comes to your actual sperm, it seems the latest research suggests that the affects aren’t all that bad. In fact alcolhol can be good for your sperm after all.

The article does state moderate drinking is ok. So it’s not a matter of getting blind drunk whilst your sperm drinking cumslut it getting spunk drunk between your knees.

We’re waiting to hear the scientific community’s findings on the fantastic benefits young nubile females get from gokkun! How many pints of sperm are they supposed to drink each day? Penis professors of the world, start posting adverts on campus for suitable volunteers! It’s all in the name of science!

Semen Simon

 


 

Moderate Drinking Could Increase Male Fertility, According To A New Study

 

Lindsay Dodgson, Business Insider US

 

  • A new study suggests drinking in moderation could boost male fertility.
  • Men who drank four to seven units a week had higher sperm counts and semen volume.
  • But the study comes with limitations, such as people self reporting their drinking habits.
  • More research is needed to really know what the impact is.

 

There’s no doubt that drinking too much alcohol is pretty bad for you, but it’s hard to keep up with whether or not drinking in moderation can have positive benefits.

For example, past research has appeared to show how having a few drinks a week may improve heart health. But some studies have since been revised, due to poor methodology or the fact that they were funded by the alcohol industry.

Scientists are trying to clear up the confusion, and one study earlier this year did find people who drink in moderation could actually live longer than teetotalers. And according to a new study, published in the journal Andrology, men who drink around four to seven units of alcohol a week may be more fertile than those who drink less.