Tue, Sep 18, 2018

How many calories are there in semen?

What is the nutritional breakdown of a sticky cumshot?

I did some thorough, proper research, and cut through the bullshit! Below are the scientific facts. This is officially how much nutrition there is in jizz.

Nutrition Urabukkake

So next time you give your girl a mouthful of sperm you can reassure her that there’s less than 1 calorie per load. And this was easily burnt off by giving you the blow job that let you bust your nut in the first place! So she actually can lose weight!

And with other minerals, swallowing a low fat cumshot is clearly good for her health. Bon appetite! 🙂

Semen Simon


Source: http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816

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