Tue, Oct 23, 2018

Choking to death on a massive cock?

I thought that was an urban myth. Apparently not in the good old US of A, where it seems there was enough reasonable doubt that a woman could actually die due to violent facefucking and rough deepthroating.

It’s a terrible case! Poor girl. Whatever the truth, and what a shitty way to go down in history. And it demonstrates that in America at least, your shlong can be indeed seen as a lethal weapon.

So what are they going to do about it? Ban penises on planes?

I wonder if anyone drowned to death on copious quantities of nasty sperm? America, all eyes are on you!

Semen Simon

 


Man Who Said His Girlfriend Choked On His Giant Penis Is Cleared Of Murder

By Metro News UK

 

A man who claimed his girlfriend choked to death on his penis was found not guilty of her murder.

Richard Patterson, 65, was cleared of strangling Francisca Marquinez, 60, in Margate, Florida, according to the Sun Sentinel.

Patterson claimed his girlfriend of four months choked to death on his large penis while performing oral sex in October 2015.

He admitted killing her but denied it was deliberate, with Patterson’s lawyers filing a motion to show his penis to the jury.

 

Patterson’s lawyer, Ken Padowitz, said it was ‘essential’ for the court to see the man’s penis so they would fully understand what he was talking about.

 

Richard Henry Patterson wanted to show his penis in court.

Patterson’s legal team changed course on the theory after a medical expert testified that choking during the sex act was unlikely.

The judge never ruled on the request to put Patterson’s penis on display in court.

Defending, Mr Padowitz said: ‘That’s not the way she died.

‘But that’s the way Richard Patterson thought she died.’

Patterson’s lawyers then argued there was no way of knowing how she died, as Marquinez’s body was too deco