Mon, Sep 17, 2018

The taste test!

We’ve had a lot of semen flying around in our Urabukkake dungeon over the years. A heck of a lot of that has been in the face of our cum queens, but we’ve had hundreds of cumshots end up in our gokkun girls‘ mouths, much of that swallowed by the glassful.

We all love a girls who swallows our cum. There’s fewer things more satisfying than seeing a keen penis-sucking babe hungrily devour our spooge, and it’s great that a lot of girls genuinely love swallowing a nasty thick load too.

But cum can come in all flavours so to speak. Girls often relate to us how some guys have lovely fresh tasting cum whilst others have cum which tasts foul. In our experience smoking is bad for cum eaters, along with other certain dietary factors. For me, drinking tonnes of natural fruit juices and smoothies really has the girls frantically trying to extract my sperm from my balls with their happy little mouths.

smoothie taste

It’s not just anecdotal, there’s been quite a few serious investigations into the subject of what makes your cum taste better or worse.

The below is a good and informed article on the subject by dontspitswallow.com. If your cum is rather disgusting and tastes like old car tyres that have driven through dog turds, maybe give the super spunk smoothie recipe a go.

Semen Simon


 

Better-Tasting Cum

Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.

 

You Cum What You Eat

Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body’s other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate’s smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It’s in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

 

While there’s no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body’s output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

 

Sweet As Pie

It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way to nicer tasting splooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices – alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies, and drink lots of juice and water.

 

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make you cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body’s pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its “bleachy” quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

 

At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, oniony. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sp