Mon, Aug 20, 2018

It’s Bonfire Night in the UK!

Hapless anti establish bomber Guy Fawkes well and truly ballsed up his plan to blow up Parliament!

Instead if changing the path of world history he was hung drawn and quartered, which amongst other really nasty things, also included having his meat and two veg hacked off, ouch!

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And to add insult to terribe sexual injury, Guy Fawkes has spent the last 400 years being burned as an effigy on bonfires all across Britian every 5th of November.

But in recent years his crappy luck has changed a bit. His face featured as the mask in V For Vendetta. And the mask has become synonmous with hacktivist group “Anonymous,” so suddenly he is rather cool.

V for Vendetta… Or is it V for Vagina?!

Natalie Portman isn’t very amused when she is asked about hers!

It’s a splendid question that we’d all like to know the answer to!

Semen Simon

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