Sun, Feb 18, 2018

Some things are always never go out of fashion.

And jizz is one of them. It seems that one high street retailer wants women to be covered only in jizz. Lots of it. It’s great to see that Japan’s jizz coats and jizz balaclavas are catching on. 🙂

Semen Simon


 

Why do cruel people keep leaving sarky reviews for innocently named clothing shop Jizz Fashion?

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There are some things in this world that we just can’t understand.

Why do people feel the need to press the button in the lift after I’ve already pressed it, for example. Why did Pringles decide to go with ‘Merry Pringles’ as their Christmas tagline instead of ‘Merry Crispmas’ or ‘Pringle Bells’?

And why – please, please, tell me why – do people keep leaving sarky reviews on the perfectly innocently named clothing store, Jizz Fashion?

Please. Someone explain.

Can’t the owners of Jizz Fashion peacefully go about their business, providing people with all their Jizz needs? Can’t they cover the world in Jizz without being pestered on the internet? Can’t they spread their Jizz far and wide?

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Bargain clothing store Jizz Fashion has been residing in Sydney’s Town Hall Square Shopping Centre for years now.

The shop stocks ‘unique and comfortable designs’ and has a ‘great range of work and casual wear.’

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Which all sounds great to us. We’d just love to proudly wear Jizz both in and out of the office.

But we just don’t think the people who’ve left reviews for this glorious establishment are taking their fashion offering seriously.

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Something about these reviews just seems a little off to us. It’s a bit of a sticky situation, to be honest.

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But hey, apparently the pearl necklaces are lovely.

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If anyone can explain why Jizz Fashion is coming up against such negativity, please do let us know. We just can’t understand what’s going on. Cum on, tell us.


Source: http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/03/why-do-cruel-people-keep-leaving-sarky-reviews-for-innocently-named-clothing-shop-jizz-fashion-5921704/

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